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24th - 30th April 2017

Middle East…?


We’re beginning to think the bird wasn’t kidnapped at all. Looks to us like he’s having a whale of a time.

By the looks of the latest anonymous messages he’s been shopping. In Dubai. Or somewhere.


When they said ‘somewhere in the middle east…’ we were thinking Coventry or Nottingham maybe.
The Gulf wasn’t what we expected.



Also seems as though he’s pinning a bit for home…


…And maybe has a new friend…



Let’s hope he comes home soon. We kinda miss the little guy.

And if he’s not home by xmas – we’re letting out his room. Its small, a bit fishy, and the radiators have all been vandalised –  but handy for London and has an igloo in the garden for al fresco parties.

Will he be home in time for Liverpool 2017!?!….